Tag: satire

• Disrupting the Void: Introducing WIMR Connect! – The Social Network That Actually Gets You

  In a world drowning in “meaningful connections,” “community engagement,” and “authentic dialogue,” one question has haunted our engineering team for weeks: Why? Why are we still forcing ourselves to read each other’s status updates? Why do we care what you had for lunch? And more importantly, why are we still pretending that anyone actually wants…

  Tavendale

  18th June 2026

  blog updates

  blogging, connect!, honesty, politics, satire, satirical, social media, weather in my ribs, wimr connect!

• The Case of the Forgetful First Minister

  In a house near a hoose on a bright Glasgow day,A reporter popped up with a question to say: “Did your spouse do the thing with the funds in the can?”And she blinked and replied,“I don’t recall being married to that man.” She checked in the cupboards, she checked in her shoe,She checked in a…

  Tavendale

  26th May 2026

  Opinion, Poetry

  crime, Dr Seuss, Nicole Sturgeon, opinion, original, Peter Murrell, poem, poems, political, politics, satire, satirical, scotland, snp, sturgeon, writing

• A Modest Proposal: The Scottish Premier Superleague

  

  Scotland has always been a nation of innovators.We gave the world penicillin, television, and the deep‑fried haggis ball.So why not gift the world our next great breakthrough:a Premier Superleague consisting of exactly two teams, Rangers and Celtic, locked in eternal, city‑levelling combat. It’s not punishment.It’s enrichment.For them.For us.For the emergency services. After all, no other…

  Tavendale

  17th May 2026

  Opinion, Poetry

  a modest proposal, celtic, football, glasgow, opinion, original, poems, Poetry, rangers, satire, satirical, scotland, the old firm, writing