Tag: sturgeon

• The Case of the Forgetful First Minister

  

  In a house near a hoose on a bright Glasgow day,A reporter popped up with a question to say: “Did your spouse do the thing with the funds in the can?”And she blinked and replied,“I don’t recall being married to that man.” She checked in the cupboards, she checked in her shoe,She checked in a…

  Tavendale

  26th May 2026

  Opinion, Poetry

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