Tag: the old firm

• A Modest Proposal: The Scottish Premier Superleague

  

  Scotland has always been a nation of innovators.We gave the world penicillin, television, and the deep‑fried haggis ball.So why not gift the world our next great breakthrough:a Premier Superleague consisting of exactly two teams, Rangers and Celtic, locked in eternal, city‑levelling combat. It’s not punishment.It’s enrichment.For them.For us.For the emergency services. After all, no other…

  Tavendale

  17th May 2026

  Opinion, Poetry

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